Skip this post if you're reading it on your f-list. THX.

I just thought I'd establish some ~*rules*~ here:

• Posts are public. Except for the RL-stuff.
• Friend away. Carry on, kids. No need to ask.
• I only friend back if we have talked before (comments & such) or if I like your posts -- that simple! Please don't ask me to friend you back.

Where else you can find me:

• Fierce Tennis -- my blog where all the tennis ramblings go.
• youdidntseemlikeaplayeratall and fuckyeahrussians on Tumblr.
• iwillnotlie and guhhrussians here.
• Same username at Twitter. (addiction)
• Flickr account.
• So, yeah, I have no life.

Cute Skins gif fyt:

MY BOX SEX SET ARRIVED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exclamation points necessary. (!!!!)
Unf.

Thoughts on it:

• Idk, I wish it was shinier. And bigger. The content is awesome but it could LOOK prettier, you know? I wouldn't mind paying extra 10 pounds so it would come wrapped in flowers and rainbows or something. Idk.
• I love how it comes with actual keys though. Like in case you want to ~*hide*~ your love for Girls Aloud from the world or something. Or in case you want to keep something else in a silver box with a big "Girls Aloud" in box letters -- like sex toys. Amusing, I say.
• No Good Advice (Parental Advisory Version)? OH LOL. I didn't even know such thing existed. Bad fan much?
• The games that come with the singles? MOST RIDICULOUS GAMES EVER. Idc if it says "Kimberley Walsh", I'm not going to play a game where all you do is bet on a member and then watch as their videogame!selves race against each other.

And look at how organized my iTunes is now, omg:

Took me ages. Getting the album art, deleting repeats, etc, etc. BUT IT LOOKS PRETTY, EH?

Eh, anyway. I spent hours today trying to open up my computer to install some bigger memory. Yay 4GB now. Everything feels so fast. Hee. I feel v. smart for being able to use tools and actually install the memory. Even if I took probably A LOT more time than it should and I was sneezing with all the dust.

Bad side (very bad) is that my disk drive is still being a bitch. It's making weird sounds (;_;) and ejecting some of the CDs with no reason. I'll probably have to take it to the Apple Store next week. My poor baby, I feel so bad.

Poll #1427917 Caro-shipping
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Pick one

I'm obviously v. bored. (and a bit pissed, actually

Okay, so ZOMG, I'm finally going through my RG pics. And it's going be painful and take lots of time BUT it's going to happen.

P.S. 3 If you want to icon the crappy pictures or something, go ahead.

New pictures of the Skins cast make me happy. Specially since we'll have to wait like 6 months for the new series. SO HAY PRETTY CAST, I'VE MISSED YOU. Watching my DVDs is not the same. Naomi can be annoying at times and it's so bittersweet with Freddie. He's so pretty yet so blah. And the twins aren't on the whole time -- like they should. So, my point is... I've missed Kat.


Nice hickey there, Miss Prescott.

( one more heeee )

And omg, let's talk about tennis-pool?

I'm number 8 at the WTA on this week. EIIIIIIIIIIGHT. Fuck yeah.

In case anyone is wondering how I did so well, here's my team of win (fuck you, Tanasugarn):

LOL, yes, I know, I am awesome at the WTA. Which is surprising. What isn't so surprising is how I'm a TRUCK OF FAIL at the ATP. I believe a non-tennis fan could do better than me. Like, srsly. It's amazing how I know can predict shit at men's tennis.

And my current ranking at the WTA, you ask?
12
Out of 1472. Fuck yes, this game is FUN.

ETA:
OMG
AS I WAS WRITING THIS, THEY UPDATED THIS WEEK RANKINGS AND GUESS WHAT TEAM WAS THE BEST ONE AT WTA DURING WIMBLEDON?

NUMBER ONE.

This post is dedicated to lovefifteen. When I said my team was amazing, she said of course tons of people would do better than me. GUESS WHAT, IVY? They didn't.

Oh yes, my friends. Gloating... it feels so good!

Ok, so I watched 17 Again today. Which I realize I'm going be mocked for (specially by that bitch lovefifteen) but whatever. It was adorable and it made me all squishy and stuff. I have, at this point, an undeniable crush on Zefron AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF ADMITTING IT. Yeah, I think he's cute. Yeah, I think the Disney kids are cute like Bb V, Selena and Demi. Yeah yeah, whatever. I'm ~*~proud~*~ of who I am so fuck you.

Can you not crush on this? Like, seriously? I don't care if you're gay... but like, seriously?

Look at that blue cardigan that matches his motherfucking eyes. Whatever. Unf.

And I feel like there's something that needs to be said to all boys in the world. White t-shirt + black skinny jeans + leather jacket + aviators combo? YEEES PLS. Same goes to white tank top + black bra + black skinny jeans + leather jacket + wayfarers + high heels to girls. You're welcome.

And isn't my layout nice, clean and READABLE? I feel I need to say this to all lj-ers: fonts bigger than 11pt ARE ALWAYS WELCOMED. :D

P.S. I had no icon suitable for this post so I used my Helo icon that secret says: I like you for your looks, pls remove your shirt more often tyvm.

ETA: QUESTION why is ontd_fashinfags called fashin now?

Ok, this is actually the first Friends Cut ever for me.

This is how it worked: if we don't talk, if you don't post much and if you're a new add... chances are you were cut. There were a few exceptions here and there but this was basically it.

So I went from having 107 to having 69 (oh lol) friends.

Most of my posts are public (except RL-related) so I think if we're all good. If you were a recent add or something, I will add you back eventually if you post and comment and stuff. Yeah yeah, cool, eh?

P.S. Fucking Mandy. STEP UP, BOY.

( cut for pics of the twins and co )

SUMMING UP: I MISS SKINS.

I've now got the new LiveJournal Messenger. My Windows Live ID is awaltzforanight@livejournal.com. Sign up now and we can chat!

ETA: I have no idea what this shit is.

Alright, because I believe everyone needs more dance-y songs in their iPods. A .zip with a few feel good songs uploaded for intodelirium and everyone here:

DOWNLOAD HERE

Tracklist:
Britney Spears - Overprotected (The Darkchild Remix)
Britney Spears - Circus (BitchSLAPhappy 3 Ring Circus Remix)
Daft Punk - Face to Face / Short Circuit
Girls Aloud - Can't Speak French (Tony Lamezma Mix)
Girls Aloud - Sexy! No No No (Yes Yes Yes Remix)
Girls Aloud - Close To Love
Heather Small - Proud (Peter Presta QAF V Mix)
Kylie Minogue - 2 Hearts
Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman (Whitey Mix)
Kylie Minogue - Boombox (LA Riots Remix)
The Saturdays - Up (Wideboys Remix)
Sophie Ellis Bextor - If I Can't Dance
BONUS: Girls Aloud - Sexy! No No No

P.S. Zomg look at Liv being sexy when bored on my moodtheme. Good stuff.

Let's talk about things that made me happy in this shitty day for all mankind, ok?

Número uno:

Nando Torres making me UNF UNF until the end of times.

Número dos:

Rafa gifs.

Número tres:

Watching this until end the of times.

Número Cuatro:
Happy ghey music!

Número Cinco:

HAPPY PACKAGE OF JOY FROM watercolourblue.

I feel I've been neglecting this place and I mention this on every post. So I'm going to post a PICSPAM (:DDDD) and then go back to my studying.

( click on the cut to find out what it's about. hint, TENNIS and GHEY )

Sneak Peak 06/11/09

 
I'll skip the comments regarding how beautiful JL and CC look. It's obvious enough. I'll go straight to the important sutff:

• "You're so beautiful. bla bla I could stare at you forever." like... is it just me... or does it sound like it came straight from a fanfic? How about less looking, more touching from now on. (P.S. I love you two)
• And what a fucking bad angle choice.They make their arm position look fake. But really, I understand there's not much you can do when you have to film someone that is at this point as a big as an elephant.
• "If sex never happens..." I believe I was talking to the computer screen at this point. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? WHY ARE YOU GIVING HER IDEAS? */crazyt* But WHY-OH-WHY would a couple talk about sex if they haven't even kissed yet? There are moments I try to understand them... but It always ends with me giving up.
• Didn't they know Rafe was watching? If they did, then why so touchy feely? If they didn't, then why no kiss?
• Why was Olivia practically humping a yoga mattress yesterday and today she is so calm with Natalia? Suddenly not so frustrated? Hmmmmmmmmmm.

I'm so sorry I've been such a bad poster. I honestly blame twitter/my tennis blog. I'll try to do a real post when life stops sucking. For now, a desktop meme because I love those.

01. Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper at their livejournal.
02. Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
03. Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!

Drool away.

Five sentences? That's too fucking long, no way. I have this wallpaper because Fernando Verdasco is incredibly easy on the eyes and I like to have things easy on the eyes as my wallpaper. Proof of that is that my old desktop used to be Girls Aloud. So, yeah, I like pretty things to look at. The end.

I don't think choosing between Serenity and BSG is fair, Livejournal.

Friday I leave for Londoooooooonnnnnnn.
Monday I'll be in Paris, trying to tweet/blog as much as possible.
June 2nd I'll be back to watching the holy clay on my 20" TV. Sad.

Wishes for RG 09:
+ A Brazilian to make it to the second round.
+ Ula/Lena V./the whole shebang to ALSO make it to the second round.
+ All Italians to lose in the first round (still bitter about Fed Cup).
+ Lena to not lose in the first week, like pls?
+ Rafa to write his name in history.
+ For me to bump into Mommy Vera/Lahyani and take a picture with her/him.
+ Watch Mario and Marat live. Try not drooling.
+ Watch Caro, Kiri and Vika live. Try not drooling.
+ Ask Sharapova if she hooked up with Lena V. and/or Camilla.
+ Watch the SRS RSSNS be qt and presh around each other.
+ Watch my Polish trio be all qt and presh around each other.

And now onto the v. important stuff (aka the reason of this post): OTALIA ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *squees forever* Because, clearly, my brain isn't working anymore or, if it ever worked, twitter broke it for good, a list:
+ 2:39-3:05 -- The cutest seconds of daytime TV.... ever. (ignore the fact these two are the only daytime tv I've EVER watched)
+ After watching that almost kiss a zillion times, I've concluded Olivia leans into the kiss but chickens out. CUTEST THING EVER. Olivia Spencer, the maneater of Springfield, the woman that has shagged all men on earth, that has being married five times, was scared of a kiss!!!!!
+ Their "kiss me" smiles kinda killed me. They're so presh. And they're both such teases. I love it.
+ This is the only show that can make me say "THIS IS RIDICULOUS!" with a goofy smile on my face. Otalia ruined me, they totally did.
+ You know how you can tell JL is a good actress? I've watched Slippery Slope and I still look at her face and pay attention et all.

IDC if the Otalia part of the post didn't make much sense. I heart them, I totally do, sfm. It's quite ridiculous. That's the only thing that matters.

I do think how it's sort of ridiculous how I feel bad if I don't post here daily because u guise, I LOVE THIS PLACE AND DREAMWIDHT IS SCARING ME, I DON'T WANT LJ TO DIE, WHY WOULD ANY OF YOU WANT THAT, EH, EH? Okay, glad we got that out. Like, I do think part of ~*the world*~ is settled now that I spam either twitter or my tennis blog instead of here. It's all good but dude, I do feel bad when I don't post. So, hai, this is a post. It's going to be long and random just like I you like it.

• This and this. The dancing zomg, it KILLS me. Amazing, girls, amazing.
• Last couple episodes of Dollhouse, DUDE. If I was religious, I'd be praying right now to Fox to pick up another season. IT'S GETTING GOOD. And I think we should start discussing Caprica/Dollhouse similarities becase it's creepy and incredible. I can practically see the dolls evolving into cylons, yes, I can, I'm that geeky. Still haven't watched Star Trek though. :/ It was sold out. Watched Wolverine though, it sucked. Plus, can we start getting Famke Janssen some jobs? I think the last film I saw her in was The Wackness, so... yeah.
• School has calmed down. I'm fucking pissed about some of my grades, I feel robbed. In fact, I don't even want to think about it, fucking uni.
• Off to London in... 12 days. Hah. And then to Paris. ♥ Will try marrying Rafa when there, frak yes.
• If there's no Otalia tomorrow, I'll murder someone. I need my Otalia fix! This couple makes me feel like I'm a 12-year-old fangirl obsessing about a ship. The only difference is I'm not twelve but close enough.

Now I need some tea.

I feel all bad that this is left out and I'm not even posting at the tennis blog. This week has been sort of hectic. I've had internet problems and I'm trying to organize my RG trip without going insane (it's been hard).

There was only Otalia on Thursday which is absurd. Don't they know one fix per week is OBVS NOT ENOUGH? I NEED THEM LIKE MARTINA NEEDED ROLAND GARROS I NEED OXYGEN. I do think it's quite ridiculous how big of a fangirl I've become. But dude, in my defense, I don't ever remember shipping anyone this hard. I feel like twelve squeeing over handholding and awkward dinners. BECAUSE OMG THEY'RE DATING NOW. It's so cute and I just want to pinch their cheeks and hug them forever. Even though I'm wishing they would just jump on each other. Because, GOSH, the sexual tension, it's KILLING ME. That part of whiping peanut butter off Nat's face? I DIED. And the way Liv put her finger in her mouth after it? NGGHHHHHH. So sexy. And pretty. And adorable. OH I LOVE THEM SO.

Tennis is being amazing (even though Italy can diaf and Dina & Lena? Fuck off and remember how to play proper tennis). The clay season is my one true love in life and I want to marry Rafa. Boy is being holy and gorgeous right now.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT GIRLS ALOUD (WHY DID IT HAVE TO UNTOUCHABLE WHYYYYYY????? I HEART THAT SONG) BUT CHECK OUT HOW MY WALLPAPER IS MADE OF SEX? Drool worthy, am I right? Am I right? Yes, I'm right.

P.S. MENGOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Let's win this pls?

( Girls Aloud OOC tour )

( Guiding Light )



HAPPY GIFS TIME :D

I'm going to make a real post soon, after I finish reading my texts to school. Ok, it's not going to be a "real" post, it's going to be me rambling on about Otalia but it's totally not my fault. THEY'RE JUST TOO QT AND I LOVE THEM SO AND JL!!! *squishes*

Anyway.

This is for the Brazilians here:

O Paulo Cleto é um gênio do cinema. Fanny Hall? Sim sim, meu filme predileto do Woody Allen. Lawlz. E o mais engraçado são os leitores do blog recomendando animês e Wimbledon. Sério, gente? Ele botou Blow Up na lista, não acho que seja o mesmo estilo de Wimbledon. Aiai.